As horrible as being called - GASP- M'am.

The original attribution seems to be on a radio show, Live with it, by Jim Thompson.

http://www.livewithjt.com/content/in...ven-cents.html

Well, here is a true Taco Bell story from a 42 year old woman with holes in her brain:

I pulled up to the drive through lane and it was pretty long. It was hot, so I had the window up with the a/c on. I decided to clean out my center console while I was waiting. I kept pulling forward as the cars in front of me moved. Suddenly, I realized I was the second car from the window. I looked back and realized I was far from the order menu.

Crud! I missed ordering my food. I wonder how long someone tried to get my attention while I was stopped obliviously in front of the menu? I was so embarrassed that I just waved sheepishly and drove on through behind the car in front of me and never went back to that Taco Bell.

Holly, What did I tell you about trying to Double task when you have MS..

I'd laugh if it didn't just make more wrinkles.

I know I should not get a laugh out of anothers misfortune, but that was a whopper. It is good to know I am not alone in loosing some of my marbles. Last time I vacumned the house, I never found any of them. ginnie

I knew you guys would get a kick out of it and completely understand.