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I've had it with today, but I'm not allowed to give up because I'm the mom. Well, I've had enough of that today.

WTF??

I had a lousy day at work and started feeling sick partway through the day. I have that achy, tired, scratchy throat sick to my stomach feeling. The "oh carp I think I'm getting a virus" thing. All I wanted to do was come home and lay down, but of course DH is at work, so I am on homework duty.

Do you know what they do at school when there is a 2 hour delay??? They send the extra work home - that's what! So, the normal 1 hour plus per day of homework for the 5th grader is "expanded".

I walked in the door and the house felt a little chilly. That's OK because I have it on one of those automated thermostat programs. I figured that it was just starting the warm up afternoon cycle (I keep the heat down to 64 when we aren't home). Well, after awhile I thought it was still too chilly and the heat hadn't kicked on. After some investigating, the thermostat said it was supposed to be 68, but was only 63 - not good.

So, I take my aching self downstairs to look at the furnace and notice that the fuel gauge on the oil tanks looks like it says "E". I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean "extra fuel", either (people who have kids that watch Drake and Josh will get that). So, I'm a little steamed (OK a lot).

We have lived here for 12 years and that is DH's job. I don't go down in that corner because it is creepy and dark and spidery. So, I called him at work and he claims he has been checking and he thinks I'm reading it wrong. Yeah, I can't read an E. After making me go up and down the steps a couple of times, he concludes that I am probably right.

I called 6 places for oil and guess what? No one will deliver anymore today - even though it is 9 degrees outside and I tell them I am completely without heat.

OK. Plan B would be to finish homework, eat dinner, and go out to buy some little space heaters while finishing up buying the last supplies I need for the 8 year old's class Valentine's party.

While I was making dinner, the 11 year old possessor of a Y chromosome decided to tie a string around a roller ball pen and swing it around the kitchen. Anyone ever read that internet thing that went around about what little boys can do to destroy your house??? There is one on there about a boy tieing a paint can to a ceiling fan or something.

Picture blue spatters from one end of the kitchen to the other. All over the table, my new Columbia jacket, the chair cushions, thae floor, the garbage can, the walls / wall paper. Well, you get the idea.

I had to stop making dinner to embark upon disaster restoration. Then, half an hour later I resumed making dinner. After that, I had to go pee and guess what? Yup, that's right. I sat in pee because some kid named "not me" was too lazy to lift up the seat. That "not me" kid is a bad seed.

Homework still isn't done. It's still cold and I'm nowhere near getting out of here to go buy the things I need. Of course, DH isn't off work until 9 PM or so. Gotta love restaurant management.

I need a flippin vacation. I'll settle for a drink, though. It's OK to laugh at this because I would if I wasn't crying. If you made it this far - thanks for listening to me rant.
Holly, let me just say that it's so fun to be a "responsible adult" sometimes. It would be so much nicer if we had magic wands.

I so totally identify with what you're saying because nothing in my life is normal. Nothing. And if it IS normal, I think there's something wrong because it shouldn't be and that means that something's screwed up somewhere just behind where I can find it.

And EEEEEEwww.... I so totally try to avoid dark, creepy places where you have to stick hands in when you can't really see what you're getting into that I understand your aversion to checking the gauge on the tank. Now maybe you have to think of a creative way to put your DH in the "cold"! Flipping the shower suddenly all the way to "cold" when he's enjoying a nice, soothing warm one comes to mind. Then again, I can think of lots less pleasant ways for revenge like that.

BTW, you might suggest a vision exam or present your DH with a magnifying glass for Valentine's Day so you both know he can see the gauge properly. I have several spare magnifying glasses around here somewhere <said she, rumaging in desk drawers>.

Maybe your 11 y.o. will grow up to be an interior designer (or Jackson Pollack's replacement). You'll know that this had a memorable effect on him if he specializes in "drip" interiors or paintings. Hey, he was just trying to spruce up the place. Can you blame a guy? Maybe there's a teeny-tiny X chromosome in him somewhere that was just dying to show it's repressed little face.

Honey, I gots plenty of booze here and no one to drink it with. You can come for a vacation here anytime and help me drink some of it. We can even experiment on some of the 11 y.o.'s favorite clothing. I hear tie died whitey tighty's are really "IN" now. Wanna see if that's true?
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Oh shite Holly! Sorry I got in here so late/early. The diesel fuel is a life saver. We had oil heat for years and the tank didn't have a gauge! We measured it with a yard stick through the hole in the top! LOL Also, don't worry your Bart Simpson will grow up, tehe. My boys/men are now 20 and 17. A whole different set of problems though ! They do stop the mass destruction at around 13 or so, when all they think about is girls LOL. It will get better, I promise.
Really (she said hopefully)?
My youngest is 16, and while the type of destruction has changed (I no longer worry if he's shaving half and eyebrow off 'cause it's the only facial hair he has, or BB chips in the TV screen, etc), the new stuff is no less interesting. Just more expensive (involves cars, or anything motorized)..
That darn "Y" chromosome..
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Holly

so glad you finally got oil!!

Hope you are now warm and toasty!

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