I tried to be the World's fastest crocheter, but didnt make it.

I have talked to the girl who IS the world's fastest crocheter. There's another girl who claims to be the fastest crocheter (Lily Chin) but she never actually held the title. Someone at a yarn convention proclaimed her the fastest, but she never even came close. She even had a "crochet out" with the girl who is the fastest, and lost miserably by about 20 or 30 stitches per minute.

Can you crochet? knit? sew?

I can eat a slice of bread in under 30 seconds.

Try it. It's harder than you think.

My best time is 18 seconds. But it's my understanding Guniess dosen't keep earing records anymore.

No.. I can't crochet, Erin.. remember I asked you how to make blankets and stuff. I did crochet a small section trying to make a blanket for my son when I was preggo with him 9 yrs ago. Plus.. I would be slow. Hmm.. can't think of any eating talents I have.

**** I think I have what I want to do *****
I will beat ---> 144 tshirts worn at the same time! I am going to wear 150!! *lol* I don't know if I'll really do this.. actually, I don't even know if I own 150 tshirts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6tlw-oPDBM
(I could just do... longest leg hair on a woman.. I would have to start now.. and sure, I couldn't date for 2 yrs.. but I'm not dating anyways.. )

hmm.. have to choose: 1) most tshirts or 2) chewbacka legs... what do you guys think???

Sorry! I won the leg hair contest YEARS ago!:p

Hahahaha on the leg hair!!! :D:D:D

Several years ago my DH thought it was a good idea to grow his facial hair. I didn't like it and held a silent protest by growing out my armpit hair. :eek: He gave up and shaved after about 2-1/2 weeks. :D

The lady who held the fastest talker Guinness record came to our church a few times. She really didn't talk that fast in a conversation, but I guess she could really spit it out during a timed session.

lol oh no another eat the pilot thread lol

i am working on lost pens i am up to 40 ish i set them down and they are gone, burp the alphabet, learn it backwards i can say it backwards burp it backwards

Mrs
 

Longest toenails??????
burp and talk? Burp and sing?

Gee,I havent seen that Book (wasnt their a book???) in years.

Can anyone else wiggle their nose?:p