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06-22-2008, 06:45 PM | #1 | |||
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Boudreaux was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
Doc: "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. " "The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When Boudreaux returned , he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" Boudreaux nodded. 'I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day." 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor. Boudreaux: "Hell no, it wuz from from all dat dam skippin' " (Can you tell I'm bored? LOL, Michael went to play golf and isn't back yet)
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