I'm so glad I hang out here. The other day I learned about ShamWow, and today I found out about tur-duck-en's. What an amazing concept.
The dogs got a nice "snack", glad there were no bones to worry about. Your poor boyfriend, trying to do something nice for his mom and it turns out a mess.
Good luck with the shipping company. I think it's come to the point where many employees don't want to take the time or the energy to do their jobs correctly anymore. We've had three packages delivered to three different houses instead of ours in the past few months, and it wasn't during a busy season. Luckily, the neighbors are nice and scramble to correct the mistakes made by UPS or the mailman.
I ate rattlesnake once, it was delicious. Had a Rattlesnake beer to wash it down with!