I can managed the lotus position, but I would need help getting up, hmmm I dont want a crown do I have to, I have a notre dame cap will that do, give my crown to the two princesses shotty and pixie, let them duel it out

OK then - that solves the problem - no crown Frank - a hand getting out of Lotus position and I suppose a Notre Dame cap would suffice - but getting down off the mountain might be a small problem - best to stay at your keyboard atop a windswept mountain cliff - and you must be wearing the purple robe of wisdom (and how about the long white beard??)!

not too long I already have typo itis

Must be the wind chill !!