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04-30-2009, 08:57 AM | #31 | ||
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I have a married one you can have...I'll pay you....
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04-30-2009, 09:02 AM | #32 | |||
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AYUP! She likes the married bu++s better. My DH can vouch for that one. Just b/c this ''young guy'' does detail work, doesn't mean you can do De TAIL work. Get it?? De ''tail'' ~~ bu++ pinching!!! hahahahaha
Remember to be extra careful in your work and stay in the lines. *Sending dufus a list of school supplies she'll need* crayons~ check construction paper ~ check paste ~ check (and no sniffing it either) scissors w/round edges ~ check apple for Boss on 1st day ( preferably w/o worms) dunce hat ~ check (just use one of your own) Hey, I think your Boss is coming up the drive. Gee, ask him if he'll barter w/me for a couple of chickens; my car is dirty. Now, wash behind your ears and get to work.
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04-30-2009, 09:20 AM | #33 | |||
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I LOVE to read & it's so nice to see people having FUN! It makes me smile & I thank you all for sharing your life on these forums!
You must know that some of us "lurkers" watch, read, sorta like a (Soap Opera)...hey, that makes you ALL STARS!!! Have a GREAT DAY ALL |
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04-30-2009, 09:26 AM | #34 | |||
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04-30-2009, 09:58 AM | #35 | |||
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Don't give her paste, DM!
She'll eat it for sure!
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I know the sound the river makes, by dawn, by night, by day. But can it stay me through tomorrows that find me far away? . I have this mental picture in my mind of you all, shaking bones and bells and charms, muttering prayers and voodoo curses, dancing around in a circle of salt, with leetle glasses and tiny bottles of cheer in the middle...myyyyyy friends! diagnosed 09/03/2004 scheduled to start Tysabri 03/05 Tysabri withdrawn from market 02/28/05 Copaxone 05/05-12/06 Tysabri returned to market 06/05/06 Found a new neuro 04/07 Tysabri 05/25/07-present Medical Marijuana legally 12/03/09 . Negative for JC virus antibodies! . I'm doing alright and making good grades, The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades! . |
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04-30-2009, 10:09 AM | #36 | ||
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All the Mom's here and not one told her to wear clean underwear.
I'm disapointed.
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04-30-2009, 10:11 AM | #37 | |||
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Two offers in one week! Cha-ching!
Hey, Wiz, I like to think of the bloody one in my avatar as DM. I couldn't find one that is wearing a helmet and leash. Trish, all my friends' husbands know what to expect from me, a couple of them even offer their meat when I forget! LOL, us single chicks have to grab all the kicks we can! Anne, I have always been an excellent, strong swimmer. The thing is, with this 'new' body, only one side works and I go in circles like a tortured goldfish. DM, aren't those the supplies I bought you for roadtrips in the sidecar? They sure look familiar, I even recognize your bite mark in the scissors! C'mere. *wiping paste gobs off the dingbat's chin* Thanks, gardengrl, life is too short to whine all the time, I try to find the good stuff in every day. Like this: Hey, DM! Lookie what I've got for you, it's shiny and everything!
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04-30-2009, 10:13 AM | #38 | |||
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Hey, I don't eat the cheap stuff!
LMAO! Like I'm gonna get dressed or something!!
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04-30-2009, 10:15 AM | #39 | |||
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Sliiiiides quietly up in front of Yabbit......I can take care of any of that grass that's just laying around!
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I know the sound the river makes, by dawn, by night, by day. But can it stay me through tomorrows that find me far away? . I have this mental picture in my mind of you all, shaking bones and bells and charms, muttering prayers and voodoo curses, dancing around in a circle of salt, with leetle glasses and tiny bottles of cheer in the middle...myyyyyy friends! diagnosed 09/03/2004 scheduled to start Tysabri 03/05 Tysabri withdrawn from market 02/28/05 Copaxone 05/05-12/06 Tysabri returned to market 06/05/06 Found a new neuro 04/07 Tysabri 05/25/07-present Medical Marijuana legally 12/03/09 . Negative for JC virus antibodies! . I'm doing alright and making good grades, The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades! . |
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04-30-2009, 10:22 AM | #40 | |||
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