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Hang in there, Sal, you've had a pretty good attitude through all that junk and I give you credit for keeping your sense of humor! :hug:
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Don't be standing out in the yard w/a kite and key in your hand. Take care and I agree w/AMN (but don't tell her that) You've got one great sense of humor and wit! :hug: *psssst ~ your wit isn't dim like AMN's. |
Oh, I forgot.....my scooter is acting up again..It won't hold a charge for long?? :mad: DS is bringing a new battery tomorrow or tues. :)
Oh and Mr Mouse made an appearance today while my DD and Grands were here. He just sat there, until Pal went up and sniffed him, then he left.:cool: I'm starting to take this crapola in stride, now..:rolleyes: Keeping my sense of humor...thanks, Cindy. |
Hey, Sal, you might get a kick out of three emails from my niece one night this past January. She lives in NYC in a small loft on the 5th floor.
10:35pm Die Maus!! Ich habe eine Maus in meinem Haus! Ack!! The darn thing figured out how to eat the cheese without getting caught in the trap. Hmmm. I just set out some glue traps, too, so we'll see. 12:19am MOUSE! I pulled back the covers to get into bed, and guess who was all tucked in, on my pillow? MOUSE!!! Ack! I screamed. I tried to catch it with the mug in my hand but it pooped, peed & ran under my bed! Then, as I was changing my sheets, it ran under my desk! MOUSE!!! Then I grabbed the broom and tried to beat the crap out of it, but it ran in my closet. No one messes with my shoes! No! No! No, I yelled. I scared it out of the closet & into my $200 Banana Republic boot. I rolled it up, took the elevator downstairs in my parka & PJs, & tried to let it out. IT WASN'T IN THERE!!! There's still a frickin' mouse in my house!!! I've set four sticky traps & the two wooden ones, and am borrowing Cheril's cat tomorrow night. I WILL TRIUMPH! No more poop in my bed! Hmph. 12:52am Me: 1 Mouse: 0 Ha! I win! The small but crafty creature was anything but quiet. As I dejectedly cleaned up my shoe pile, I heard what I thiought was the gurggling of steam heat when it was in fact the nervous nibble of MOUSE! It had run into the bathroom, and was hiding in a corner under the bathroom vanity cabinet. Like shooting a fish in a barrell now. Almost. It found another hiding place in the cabinet. While it chomped & snivvled away, I rounded up the sticky traps, grabbed the broom and shut the bathroom door. It leaped, but only after I'd stunned it with a few shots of Scrubbing Bubbles. It did a few laps around the toilet & ricocheted off the broom twice before I chased it to its doom: three sticky traps. Ha ha! It squeaked, but I covered it with another trap, in cold blood. Into the pastry board shipping box went the whole mess, and then out into a trash can in the street. I WIN! |
SCRUBBING BUBBLES! LMAO! I just about spit my coffee out on that one. That was good AMN! Thanks for posting that.
Sally - I do hope things start getting better. Hopefully today the lift will be fixed for good and you will be able to go down and check out your new washer. *tkrik packing up laundry to send to Sally to try out her new washer*:D How much are stamps now? How many stamps would I need to send a 200 lb box of laundry? LOL |
LMAO @ Cindy's Niece!!!:ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO:
I tried to corner my maus, too, but, alas he was too quick and he's back in hiding. He didn't eat last night, so maybe he's sick. I hope he doesn't die in my wall, somewhere...ack..the smell will be another thing for me not to laugh at, Cindy.. |
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So, did you get my laundry done and folded nicely? Did you fold my fitted sheet perfectly? Hoping today is a good day for you Sally.:hug::hug: |
Sal, it's time to stop the humanity and stick that mouse where it belongs. :wink:
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I don't have those issues here but doesn't peanut butter work to entice the little guys? I have heard of people putting peanut butter in traps. |
No laundry yet, folks, thanks for asking..:p
The part for the stairlift didn't come in, as expected, so waiting for call.:rolleyes::rolleyes: Mr Maus may still be alive but much quieter. He probably moved back into my car, to chew the wires again..:mad: News at 11..:D |
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