I like that car test Jo - its been a while since I've seen that. I am a Dodge Viper: "You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust. "

You might be a TOSer if...
...You have the pain capacity of 5 people.
...if you pull your bra off in public and dare anyone to question this behavior.
...You look in shock at the doctor when they say "Hey, how are you, you look great"
...You could be licensed as a pharmacist by default.
...Pain "management" becomes your specialty....Your 8-yr. old folds the clothes better than you do.
...You can type 35wpm with one hand.
...You feel like a perfectly normal person until you try to do anything that perfectly normal people can do.
...Your typing looks like thissssssss.
...You are in the bank during a hostile take-over, and the robbers tell everyone, "stick em up" - You say, "um, excuse me, is this going to take very long? I have medical documentation that says I can't do that."
...You ask your pharmacy if they have a drug of the month club.
http://www.tellmeabouttos.com/

Here's the cartoon u wanted OC girl.

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I've had fun reading these. It's Saturday morning and not that early but I am unprepared to send something. I'll look because I'm sure I have something somewhere. I believe the only way we can survive this life of ours is with comic relief. Any joke, comic strip, anything funny is our survival.

Thanks for bringing this post up!! We all need it. Linda

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corvette baby !



http://<h2>I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!</h2>

So there was a drunk at a bar...
and he went to order another drink and vomited all over himself.

He said, "oh no, my wife will kill me!!"

The bartender said, "oh, hold on pal! I've got the perfect solution."

"What's that?"

Bartender said, "take twenty dollars and put it in your front shirt pocket. Upon your return home, say to your wonderful wife, 'Some TERRIBLE drunk vomited on my shirt!!'"

"'But, he felt so badly, that he gave me this twenty dollars to get the shirt cleaned.'"

So when the drunk man returned home, his wife looked at him with disgust, and said, "what has happened this time?"

And he said, "don't worry, a terrible drunk at the bar vomited upon my shirt, however, he insisted I take $20 from him to have it cleaned!" Then he reached into his pocket and handed his wife the money.

His wife looked at the money and said "there's $40, not $20 here!"

And he said, "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot..." "He pooped in my pants as well..."

A man living in the city decided he could no longer tolerate the hectic city life.

He decided he was moving to the country and found a place way out in the country that was very isolated and extremely quiet.

He moved into his new home, and within the first week he was there, a man stopped by and introduced himself as his "next-door" neighbor. He said he owned the large ranch down the road and wanted to welcome the new neighbor to the area.

He then said, "I would like to invite you to a party I am having this weekend. There's going to be MUSIC, DANCING and COCKTAILS GALORE, and he also has a large swimming pool so be sure to bring your suit and we will have party games to play as well." He also said, "Now, there's going to be plenty of intimacy, intimacy in the living room, intimacy in the front yard, on the roof, in the trees, on the diving board, it will all be pretty exciting!!!"

The neighbor said, "hold on - that all sounds a bit crazy to me...but seeing that you're so nice to invite me, I guess I'll come and be neighborly...I sure have never been to anything like this before - what should I wear?"

The man replied, "oh, it doesn't matter at all, since it's just going to be you and me."