New Diet~

> PURINA DIET
> I have a Labrador Retreiver. I was buying a large bag of Purina at
> Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. a woman behind me asked if I had
> a dog: (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and
> that
> I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
> because
> I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds
> before
> I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most
> of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was
> essentially a
> perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants
> pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
>
> hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try
> it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line
> was
> by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in
> intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I
> stepped
> off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
> laughing so hard!!!!

Hugs,
Billie