suddenly he realized he was in a big mess having both ladies with him. How was he going to pull this one off he thought? Having the pilot sneak one on board his jet while he was with his heart throb from years ago was a risky thing to do but he was sure he could manage it as long as he had the vitamins. That is until......

he had a sudden identy crisis, realized he was gay and found the himself lusting after the pilot. However,

the pilot was a deeply in love married man, who worked for NorthWest Airlines that was about to strike. Alas, he had to go walk the picket lines, thus leaving a sad, lusting, and confused George with his two women, all alone on their beautiful, secluded island. The pilot threw everyone off the jet in such a hurry that the women came face to face with a horrible start! The two women had a plan for George, they.....

were not about to waste any fun for theirselves just because Georgie Boy had other plans. So they....

decided to get to know each other....
sitting on the beach they could feel the sand between their toes and suddenly......

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. . .the wind started to blow and the water in the Blue Lagoon started to churn. Soon, the water was swirling around and around, faster and faster. The women were freaked out and fascinated at the same time. They couldn't take their eyes off of the cyclone forming in front of them because out of the middle of it came. . .

a huge pirate ship full of attention starved men with baskets of chocolate and sweet pastries and wine......however.....

one of the pirates (harrrr) looked exactly like Johnny Depp. In fact, he was the 3rd cousin of Mr. Depp and he and his crew were just working a gig at Disneyland when the cyclone took them to the Lagoon. Well, both women wanted Johnny Depp's 3rd cousin, Dwight Depp, because he was so handsome and sexy, and those eyes made them so crazy that ...

they both signed on to be extras for the gig and as a way to get off the dang island but little did they know...........

*whispers...Dwight Depp??? ROFL

this would be no Disney feature they had signed uo for. It was instead.....