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02-01-2008, 03:08 PM | #1 | |||
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I have to say that I found the following to be too good not to share. I laughed until I got tears! I just had to show it to my good friends here:
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: > >> > >> > >> > >> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the > > thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & > > Johnson. > >> > >> > >> > >> Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, > > draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. > >> > >> > >> > >> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. > > Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on > > a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. > >> > >> > >> > >> Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read > > it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: > >> > >> > >> > >> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally > > tested, and then sanitized ". > >> > >> > >> > >> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I > > do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & > > Johnson." Isn't that great? I know I feel lucky. Also, I will be gone as of tomorrow for a week. My husband is treating us to a cruise. I'm so excited! We've been so busy all week getting ready and I must go now but I'll be back soon. Love, Nancy |
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"Thanks for this!" says: | Curious (02-02-2008) |
02-01-2008, 03:12 PM | #2 | |||
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LOLOL!!! Oh my....LOLOL!
Have fun on that cruise!! You deserve it!!
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02-01-2008, 11:43 PM | #3 | |||
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Too funny, LOL!
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