I have to say that I found the following to be too good not to share. I laughed until I got tears! I just had to show it to my good friends here:

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
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> >> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
> > thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
> > Johnson.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
> > draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
> >>
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> >> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
> > Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
> > a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read
> > it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
> >>
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> >> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
> > tested, and then sanitized ".
> >>
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> >>
> >> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
> > do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
> > Johnson."

Isn't that great? I know I feel lucky. Also, I will be gone as of tomorrow for a week. My husband is treating us to a cruise. I'm so excited! We've been so busy all week getting ready and I must go now but I'll be back soon.

Love,
Nancy

LOLOL!!! Oh my....LOLOL!

Have fun on that cruise!! You deserve it!!

Too funny, LOL!