Oh my goodness, they are NOW ASKING FOR FOOD?? What do they expect you to do, ship food TO RUSSIA?

Every single day I get an email telling me I EITHER WON THE IRISH SWEEPSTAKES, THE GREAT BRITAIN LOTTERY, or some Nigerian Lord "The Honorable somebody or other".

With the sweepstakes, they either want my personal info and I should contact the sweetstakes or lottery person, and with the Nigerian scams, they want my bank account, the fax number, etc. etc.

And lately I've been getting emails putting god in the subject matter telling me that I have been blessed (this is also a Nigerian scam), and the lady is Mother someone or other and she is the widow of the President of the Tribal Chief and she has $100 million dollars in trust and because she knows I'm a trustworthy person, all I have to do is contact her and she'll give me the money!!!

Yeah right.

I once told someone, "Oh good, you want to give me 100 million, just put it in my paypal account. I never heard from them again.

good lord

lol