So I am working with a customer on some games. The old guy that I saw a few weeks ago came back to our store. Once again he smelled like he was dieing and his glasses were still the same nasty one side finger printed and the other side completely clear. My guess at this rate is that it is stained or he just doesn't really care. Well he wanted to buy a computer. Lord only knows why. *Cringes* So my co worker Rick says "Hi sir, welcome to circuit city! I see that you are looking at a computer.

OLD GUY: Yes I am looking for computer! Are you gonna sell me one or not!?

Rick: Of course!

OLD GUY: Well then get yer *ss over here and SELLL ME A F*CKEN COMPUTER THEN!

Well I helped this lady find another game and took her to the front to get the game because she had the display only so we had to go in the back and get it for her. The old guy was at the front paying for his computer and he then recognized me. I smiled and said :

Sharla: Hi sir it is good to see you again!

OLD GUY: How would you like it if you were to come to my place so we can mess around a bit?

*OLD GUY notices ring*

OLD GUY: Oh are ya married?

Sharla: Yes sir I am. Totally Married.

(I am not married yet, it is a promise ring :3 but the old guy doesn't know that)

OLD GUY: Thats alright, I can not mess around like I used to back in the day. As a matter of fact it takes me longer to get off these days because of my old age, you know what I mean?

(My coworker who is at the cashier is trying not to lose it. You seriously can see the laughter in his face that he is trying keep in himself. The customer at this rate has the bambi in headlights look in her face like TOTAL SHOCK like, OMG! THIS OLD GUY IS A TOTAL DIRTY OLD FART! And I had to take my clip board put on my face and hide because I was trying not to laugh in front of the old guy. Plus Shock over the fact that OMG THE PERV WENT THERE in front of my coworker and customer. HOW COME I GET ALL THE WEIRDOS???!!!)

So at this rate the lady got her game. And I told her thank you have a great day.

And she was just laughing telling me to take care.
I told the old guy take care thanks for shopping. Before I could hear his reply I RAN.


I wonder what he is going to buy next time he comes???