[Doody]

Originally Posted by DocJohn

I'd like to be able to undo actions that seriously irk my significant other...

Darn, if I could come up with something that did that, I could retire tomorrow!

I'd like to be able to undo Doc's undo actions so that the significant other would get irked enough to put Doc back on the singles market.

LOL, okay, give it to me Alffe! I KNOW you wanna call me a suckup..again!

[Alffe]

Shakes head, points finger....what's that noise I hear?....LOLOL!

[who moi]

tsk tsk tsk...I stepped out and you kids are in here misbehavin'...LOL

well, for starters, only Che has done the pole dance, so here are your tips!



(I love tipping with coins cause they keep on falling back into my hands and I recycle them again and again...ROFL...)

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Kathy, internet bill paying are actually pretty safe compare to others. You have to look for this: httpS:// vs just http:// in the beginning of the URL

https:// means that the site is secure and is majorly encrypted with major blocks and firewalls and what nots. But it is harder for the criminals to crack.

I am NOT saying it can't be done, but it is rarely done. And a reputible company that is big, such as Verizon like jo55 uses is pretty safe. Now if you have a local bank that you have to pay your loan with. They may not have the money to pay for that kind of tech security, so I wouldn't go with someone small. A big company that's been around, I would trust their security issues because their reputation is on the line. But as with anything, nothing is fool-proof.

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Ellie, I think your grandma is HOT! I'd like to take her and her cane out, may I? LOLOLOL

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Doc, with all these requests, you probably won't have time to make it up to your significant other. I would suggest diamond rings out of the whazoo...that should make her happy.

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Doody, quit sucking up! Doc IS taken! I think...although I must tell you, Doc, doody pinches cheeks very nicely...

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Lara, can you send me some exotic down under fish? I'd like to see if they swim differently the top side of the equator?? LOLOL

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now, I am and I pay high dollar for thongs such as this one,>> I am a butt man!!

so, keep on Chemar! (and any other mods that wanna join. But don't tell my wife, please...she comes here...ROFL...)

everyone...

[Spanish Moss]

*tapping foot *clears throat loudly at Moi


good thing you're cute!

[who moi]

thanks for not kicking my (_!_) or while I am wearing a thong...

guess I'd better head to bed, wife is up...LOLOLOL

oh wait, tis time for me to go to work! LOLOLOLOL

[Vicc]

For a while I wanted to see the granny goose program that turns my best words into ****s go away, but I've changed my mind. I think it works really well; perhaps even better than allowing the words to survive intact:

This way I get to say what I want, confident that everyone usually knows exactly which letters are hidden behind the ****s and if they don't they get to think of other words that might fit; some might even be better.

Meanwhile, they are just ****s, so anyone who might really be offended by reading the actual letters never see them. Everybody's happy!

This is just one more reason why I call this forum my home, and the people in the RSD Forum my family.

Like many, I migrated here from BrainTalk, where I participated for several years, and leaving BT made me feel a little uneasy; until I realized that families sometimes move from one house to another, but it's the family that makes the house a home.

When I arrived, many of my family were already here, and others have since joined, but I want to say something about the people who built and maintain this house we live in: I just wish I could say something more eloquent than thank you, but I can't.

So, thanks, DocJohn and everybody who makes NT possible; life would be so much more difficult without you...Vic

[kimmydawn]

(((((((((((( Vic )))))))))))))

I hope you don't mind hugs... If so, I apologize.

This is what it's ALL ABOUT. Thank you so much for boosting me today and warming my heart.

[ConsiderThis]

Originally Posted by Chemar

top dollar sounds a LOT better than the current pay of gripes, moans and complaints, moi

you sure made me fee like livin' and laughin' today...so here is your FREE pole dance

Oh my gosh... I love it... but it doesn't look as if the pole dance is in your message....
darn!

Oh.... it is! it is!!!!!!!!!!

I'm soooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(with a lot of happiness that Who posted this topic)

[KathyM]

Vicc

Have you ever listened to a comedian with a REALLY blue sense of humor? People who are really blue think it's hilarious, but some think it's too dirty.

Have you ever tried to listen to the same comedian, but with censored humor? It sounds like he keeps spitting and trying to form a complete sentence, but can't. The whole time the entire audience is rolling on the floor laughing at him.

I get upset because I can't figure out what he's talking about. Some words are used as nouns, verbs, etc., so it's hard to follow the story.

I usually give up and turn my back on all the fun, because it doesn't look like a civilized thing to do to a person.

[Vicc]

Hi Kathy,

I have long believed that "cuss" words are some of the best words we have: "********" is often much a more appropriate reply that a detailed discussion on exactly why what was just said (or written) doesn't make sense.

A couple of days ago I watched a rerun of a Lewis Black performance on Comedy Central (my DVR is set up to record everything he does), and I wasn't all that happy with all the "beeps", but Comedy Central understands that some people really do get offended by his language. Yeah? Well, why watch him when you know you're gonna be offended? And you know he's gonna say that stuff.

I didn't like the "beeps" and I wish they would turn the volume down when they use them...high-pitched sounds annoy the Hell out of me, but I laughed my *** off anyway. (I'd rather watch him on HBO, but I won't pay that much money for programming that is mostly crap, so I'm outta luck).

And I remembered your reply...and an Eddy Murphy "performance" I saw back in the 1980s: It must have been on HBO because there weren't any "beeps", but I would have preferred "beeps" to the **** he was saying. If he talks like that all the time, I'm glad I was never asked to dinner at his house.

I was disappointed with the guy I thought was the best addition to SNL since the original cast. He was much funnier censored on SNL than in that "performance" (which I endured for just a couple of minutes)

I hope you don't consider my reply a put-down, but Murphy was way to "blue" for me. Lewis Black didn't get to perform at the Kennedy Center because someone there had counted the number of times he said **** in a previous performance: 42, but I think he's funnier than Hell. They would have to pay me to count the number of obscenities that came out of Murphy; I wouldn't do that for free, and I damn sure wouldn't pay money to hear him say all that.

I guess it boils down to personal taste, but even if I liked his performance I'd be concerned that one of my kids might still be awake and hear the show; and get the idea that speech like that is acceptable...then the school would call and tell me to come and pick up the brat and keep him home for 3 days...Vic