[KathyM]

Is this like a letter to Santa? If so....

I'd like you to fix my phone and computer when they go out. Was watching the news on TV the other day, when I was interrupted with a message that said I was no longer authorized to view. I've never been banned by TV before.

Ran over to my computer, and it said I'm not connected to the world. How dare they judge me like that.

With the way things are being run these days, I got a little paranoid. Thought maybe my Big Brother took away my TV and phone privileges. All I had was my little Tivoli radio to keep me company.

I panicked because my husband wasn't home, and I was very confused. I would have called the people responsible, but the only numbers I could put together in my head were 911.

I don't think they'd appreciate me calling them because my TV was on the fritz. Still, it nearly gave me a heart attack.