Hi, This is Fancy Graceless, reporting for headline news, filling in for bot:

our top story of the hour involves our very own bot in a scandalous affair with one of our NT members.

NT headline news have obtained a photo below of the two plotting behind DM's back:

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/n...opandother.jpg

It all began as an innocent order for banana hammocks...but now, the motor oil has been tainted...

and this just in, NT HN have obtained a photo of coolangels cake for breakfast binge. Note that the cake is "Devil's Food"

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w...n/IMG_3496.jpg

this reporter can only shake its head in disbelief...

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Our newest Field reporter, Koala77, ladies and gentlemen. This just in:

what one should do when running into koala 77

(moi picking himself up after being squashed by queen kong and koala)

Red Alert!!
 

This is Filled O'Righty, with Botched News.

This is a RED ALERT, to all our male members.

It turns out that SandyC aka SandyCruel has threatened to send out MASS PMS all over NT and AMN has been screaming her CAPS off.
(the threats are posted in a few threads below this one)

If any male members of this forum wants to survive WWIII, please remember to step out of their ways.

once again, this is Filled O'Righty, with Botched News. And we, are looking out for ewe...while the Spit stops right here...

Who Moi and News Bot fight it out.

Who will win? It's anyone's guess right now as they're still evenly matched!

NT members waiting impatiently in The Stumble Inn for more news!

http://neurotalk.psychcentral.com/thread48942.html

Liquorama.....where are you when we need you? :confused:

LMAO!!! That is too funny. Thanks for the laughs and smiles.

that was great Moi, i laughed so hard the laptop was moving, and deb was yelling cause she could not read the laptop, that was really good

Deb wants to know when the next edition will be avaiable

Wow!!! The competition in the Queen Kong contesy is fierce. Best of luck to our own Queen Kong.

[QUOTE=Koala77;312147]Oh NO! A bloodless coup!

At least I hope it was bloodless! :confused:



The Bot squash Moi's attempts at leadership and regain his crown?
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Silly Koala,
Only Moi has blood, Bot has oil. How bloody could it get?

our very best wishes to our Queen Kong, may the best monkey...I mean...ummm...uhhh...ape...I mean....uhhh...ummmm...primate win.

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Very PC.

this is bawbwa wawa (here's a tribute to you, Gilda)
and this, is the latest NT Headline News:

arrcyn was on trial for lead poisning but then acquitted.

after the trial she confessed that it was arrcynic poisoning but she is spared a second trial because of double leprosy

twinkietoe's DH wore canary puppet toe warmers to sleep one night and twinkie woke up in the middle of the night craving http://www.boingboing.net/images/twinkies.jpg and now she and her DH are both in the surgery room getting prepped. Her DH is hoping to get his toes reattached and but only after the surgeon removes them from twinkietoe's ummm...gastric area (keeping it PC for kicker).

Taffy Laffed all the way to the candy store but was mistaken by the store owner as a renegade candy. She is now on display next to "Now & Later" for $0.25

Our newest reporter, kicker, who is very politically incorrect, will be donating her blood at the first annual motor oil drive.

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