(this is a transcript of Barry Clean Live)

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BC: Good Evening, this is Barry Clean Live. Tonight, our guests will be:
weakafter24kids, tkrik, and LLalaok.

K77: Ummmm, Barry, that's Koala77...

BC: Oh? Oh...sorry about that. My assistant reads backwards and upside down.

K77: That's OK, docious-ali-expi-listic-fragi-cali-repus, Flary.

BC: That's Barry...

K77: :D

BC: So, let's go with our first interviewer, tkrik, who was a member of Star Trekk Enterprise. Did you used to go by another name? Tkrik?

TK: Yes, Mary, (BC: ummm, Barry) OK, Gary...I was on the Enterprise with Cap'n Kirk and I used to go by the name: Pawket Pro TechtOr.

BC: "Pawket...Pro...techt...or..." wow,what a name. Where did it originated from?

TK: well, I hung out with a lot of very smart people in high school. And we used to wear those things in our front pawket...

K77: If you say it fast enough it's something quite atrocious...

BC: Fast enough..."Pawket pro..techt..or...Pawket protecht...or..."

weakafter32kids: Did you get it, Jerry? (BC: Barry....)

BC: Pawket Protechtor!!! Got it!!

(eyerolls from K77, Tkrik, and weakafter38kids)

All: fantasticalalistic, Harry! (BC: BARRY!!!)

BC: Oh well, K77, how does it feel to be a marsupial?

K77: It feels great, I never forget my kids or my money or my makeup kit. And when I go to the stores, I don't ever have to worry about: would you like "paper, or plastic".

BC: that sounds wonderful, where can I get one of those pawkets?

TK: I can answer that, Hairy. They are "Maiden Chopin".

BC: Maiden... Chopin??

weakafter45kids: If you say it loud enough it's something quite a bogus...

BC: MAIDEN CHOPIN??

K77: Actually, they were Maiden Cha nah

BC: I am a bit confused...

All: Yes, we know, Larry(BC:...that's Bar...wait....Larry sounds kinda familiar[scratching head])

BC: Alright, let's get to you, weakafter...holy, you are multiplying there, aren't you?

weakafter169kids: (panting)...yeah, Sherry, hurry up with the interview, will ya??

BC: Yes, weak, I mean, Frank...how did you get to this state? How did you get Deb to marry you?

weakafter240kids: ...well...Flurry, you see, I got to this state by airplane. It was a 125 for one special...I got Deb to marry me because I serenaded a very special song to her...

BC: Yeah? What did you sing? Would you sing it for me?

weakaftercountlesskids: yes...here goes: my serenade to Deb

this is moi...well...no, really...this is moi...

I just wanted to say thank you all very much for even bother reading my odd thoughts.

And to even find it funny...LOL...

and to all the funny contributors, thank you!

Before I start to get on anybody's nerves. I am going to retire from this thread myself. It's been fun but I think I've done all I could with the bot story.

Thanks to whomever that added moi and kicker and abbie and doody to bot's friend's list. That made my day...

Still, it was fun while it lasted...you folks are just great...thanks for all the fun, to all the field reporters, to all the forum termites that I've teased(but with respect. LOL), and to all the girls I loved before...wait, wrong post....

((((to all))))

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[QUOTE=who moi;313108]this is moi...well...no, really...this is moi...

This just in, and explains our newscaster's need to leave NOW. Who Moi has been arrested for Identity Theft. He had the police saying "Who??"

He is currently on the lam, reportedly in Mexico.

Good morning everyone. I am Chejuly with this breaking NT news headline

Our field reporter Johnny5 is live in Texas (that's Queen Kong territory for those just joining this newscast) after reports that a dancing koala has been apprehended while trying to cross the border in a vehicle laden with spanish moss, from which strange muffled sounds are emerging.

It is believed that an elaborate kidnap scheme has been foiled and we hope to have our beloved Anchor Moi back soon.
All donations to help pay any ransom should be coated in choccy and sent to moi ......errrr I mean me :smirk:

And now we take you live to the scene.........

http://www.johnny-five.com/simplenet...sc/Johnny5.jpg
http://www.lakelandgov.net/library/s...C7DAD90232.jpg




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this has been breaking news brought to you by Chejuly


:BeamUp:

You scooped me on that one (said reluctantly)

:Demonstration: gasp! breaking news! breaking news!:Demonstration:

Chejuly here with a breaking news update!:Talkative:


protesters have gathered all around the NT News studios chanting:

"WHO do we want?
We Want Moi!
WHO do we want?
We want MOI!"

more live scenes of the groups outside the studio calling for WHO? MOI!

:You-Rock::Funny-Post::Thanx:




:Talkative:
we are waiting to hear from Johnny5 on the scene of the Spanish Moss filled car and Koala kidnap mystery, but he is having a Short Circuit at present and will report in ALIVE as soon as powers up after the Disassemble
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Chejuly signing off from the Florida swamps :Melting 2:

ps I will leave the future koala scoops to my colleague kicker-roo:D


meanwhile the protests for the Return of Moi continue...........
:Demonstration::You-Rock::Funny-Post:

Chejuly over & out
:Wheel:

Ride 'em Cowbot! That's some tumbleweed there, Botaroo.

Just how heavy was that moss that so cleverly covered K77 who was hiding in the trunk of that ole jalopy?

Come on! Own up! Who squashed K77?

Was this an attempt by CheJune (disguised as CheJuly)to foil Moi's only chance at leadership?
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/l...88/3dkoala.jpg

Good Job K77! Sounds like a conspiracy to me. Please keep us informed.