[who moi]

(newsbot will be auditioning for the new "Transformer" movie. It has asked me to fill in for him in the mean time...)

(ahem...clearing throat...)

This is "Moi Prather BrokeCough Blooper" And this, is NT headline news:

DM has started selling new SUV's to protest gas increase. More is more, she claims. She has changed her name to, "GM" (Girly Motors)

SandyC was actually dating Elvis before she met Jim, and when she left Elvis, that's when "Don't be cruel" was written. Thus the "C" in Sandy's moniker.

Kicker Sat then laid down.

AMN just woke up

Chemar is now Chejune, but in a couple of days, she'll be Chejuly. She's missed a few months inbetween...

shelley has become a vegetarian and is changing her name to celery

Doc J has decided to sell foot products and has merged with Doctor Scholl.
They are now called Doc Jschmall. They are now doctors of POD and are GELLING...

weegot5kids is now weegot24kids

alpho has a new dog and decided on her new name, kibbles and bits.

Abasaki found a new drink, she is now, Abacognac

curious, now, Queen Kong, is now the largest multi-tasking primate known to men...and women...and simians

AvAtergirl traveled to the cannibalistic tribe where she saw the natives had an all you can eat feast on the missionaries. She has decided that she will become AvAteRvegetables. She claims that it was an "out of 'body'" experience when they asked her if she'd like a lady's finger...

soxmom sold one of her kids to go to the cubs game with Frank. Then she had to sell another one just to afford the hotdog and the beer.

addendum: CoolAngel26 decides to have breakfast for dinner for the second night this week!! She'll be having Porkchops and apple sauce and some DEVIL food cake for breakfast

but the most important headline news of all of the day, is that:

NEWSBOT HAS ACCEPTED MOI AS HIS FRIEND!! (ok, and also doody, kicker, and Abbie, but I am still his bff)

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