"headline news" (filling in for bot)
 

(newsbot will be auditioning for the new "Transformer" movie. It has asked me to fill in for him in the mean time...)

(ahem...clearing throat...)

This is "Moi Prather BrokeCough Blooper" And this, is NT headline news:

DM has started selling new SUV's to protest gas increase. More is more, she claims. She has changed her name to, "GM" (Girly Motors)

SandyC was actually dating Elvis before she met Jim, and when she left Elvis, that's when "Don't be cruel" was written. Thus the "C" in Sandy's moniker.

Kicker Sat then laid down.

AMN just woke up

Chemar is now Chejune, but in a couple of days, she'll be Chejuly. She's missed a few months inbetween...

shelley has become a vegetarian and is changing her name to celery

Doc J has decided to sell foot products and has merged with Doctor Scholl.
They are now called Doc Jschmall. They are now doctors of POD and are GELLING...

weegot5kids is now weegot24kids

alpho has a new dog and decided on her new name, kibbles and bits.

Abasaki found a new drink, she is now, Abacognac

curious, now, Queen Kong, is now the largest multi-tasking primate known to men...and women...and simians

AvAtergirl traveled to the cannibalistic tribe where she saw the natives had an all you can eat feast on the missionaries. She has decided that she will become AvAteRvegetables. She claims that it was an "out of 'body'" experience when they asked her if she'd like a lady's finger...

soxmom sold one of her kids to go to the cubs game with Frank. Then she had to sell another one just to afford the hotdog and the beer.

addendum: CoolAngel26 decides to have breakfast for dinner for the second night this week!! She'll be having Porkchops and apple sauce and some DEVIL food cake for breakfast

but the most important headline news of all of the day, is that:

NEWSBOT HAS ACCEPTED MOI AS HIS FRIEND!! (ok, and also doody, kicker, and Abbie, but I am still his bff)

now, a word from our sponsor:

our sponsor

ROTFLMAO!!! I love it! Great job Moi!

ahhh, as we rednecks would'm say in them here woods...

ah thank you, and ah hank you...

and since I've only have 24 hours to edit, I've added coolangels headline to the ummmm head line...LOL

have no fear folks, I will do my duty and search all over the internet to bring you the latest gossip, I mean, news...I will NOT fail BOT!!!

Autobot, transform!! grr goo gaa brr gee gee(that weird transforming noise in the background)

btw, I found our bot warming up before its audition:

our bot warming up before his audition

:icon_arrow::icon_arrow: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!:icon_arrow::icon_arrow:

This is chejune reporting live that we have a moi instigated laugh attack happening all over NT

:Head-Spin::ROTFLMAO::Head-Spin::ROTFLMAO::Head-Spin::ROTFLMAO::Head-Spin:

meanwhile back at the lab, Queen Kong is cloning away......
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...QueenKong5.jpg

oh my what's left to do except end this edition of NT news with a :Thanx:


:highfive:

:BeamUp:

King Kong must be very happy.

Will Bot get the job?....stay tuned for updates.

CoolAngel decides to reclaim her angelic status,,(why did who moi of all people accuse me of eating devil cake for breakfast??It was an angel food cake,okay!!?!?!? :D:D)

Hey-bot,what's the verdict on your job...

Sorry for sarcasm-been in a two day flare...caused by playing Superwoman on Friday!! :eek::cool:

hi again, this is your headline news reporter, "Sandfordandson Blooper" and this is, Sandfordandson Blooper 360.

we would like to thank our field reporter, Chejune for bringing our attention of the cloning of queen kong. Apparently, there is a Ms. Queen Kong contest with our very own, curious/queen kong representing NT.

strutting in her hot pink thong, our queen kong is known for her ability to multi-task, making funny posts, sending postcards, moderating forums, baking goods, training folks, but most important of all, cloning herself. Her clone will be representing curious as curious stay busy with the forums

here is a shot of our queen kong clone in her pink thong

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/n...nKong5copy.jpg

her competitors will be, Ms. Hong Kong, who has no abilities
http://songseek.com/picturenet/photo...bikini_ape.jpg


and Ms. Donkey Kong, known to video gamers world wide
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1205/...666837.jpg?v=0


our very best wishes to our Queen Kong, may the best monkey...I mean...ummm...uhhh...ape...I mean....uhhh...ummmm...primate win.

thanks once again to our field reporter, Chejune, who is NEVER jejune

More news to come...

Oh NO! A bloodless coup!

At least I hope it was bloodless! :confused:

Moi and The Bot fight it out for headlines supremacy!

Will Moi be the new leader?

Will The Bot squash Moi's attempts at leadership and regain his crown?

Stay tuned for an update after Queen Kong puts what's left of Moi, back on the ground!