.....and you get an unexpected flood. Hasn't been one in your area in over 200 years and your house floats down the river and crashes into a bridge which rips it apart. :(

You wish you had a Time Machine. :D

A big tornado comes through and destroys it.

big promotion at wok

oops......

time machine.....you go back in time only to find out you were a bigger loser!!!!

promotion at work

and your 1st day as the big boss all the employees go on strike. There are picket lines, riots, and the police are there. These employees are your friends and this strike puts you in quite a dilemma. Do you cross the line or not? So instead of crossing the line you decide to strip down and go streaking to distract everyone and give them a good laugh. Now that's good management. lol

You finally got ahead financially and . . .

http://www.hiphop-battles.com/forum/...laughter06.gif Good one MM. ;)

the IRS does a random audit and decides you owe millions in back taxes.

a cute lil puppy

and yes it so adorable and cute. You take this cute lost puppy in and feed it, pet it, play with it, and decide to keep it. You then bring it to the vet who informs you that it is actually a wild wolf not a domestic puppy.:eek:

You wish you had your neighbors beautiful landscape . . .

You hire a landscaper to come and do the work and they start digging and hit a gas line and blows your house and half the neighborhood up. Including the neighbors yard you SO admired.:eek: :o :p

You wish you could find your first love.

You search and finally find him. You set up a time to meet. Once you meet and start talking you realize what an idiot he is and you were for even falling in love with this dude.

You wish that you learn a new trade . . .

You spend thousands on training then decide you HATE it and wondered WHY you thought this was something you'd like in the first place. :o

You wish for a new friend who has an entire gym, pool and hot tub, in their house that you can use anytime.