Well, you meet that new friend and as the friendship develops you realize that they are one of those self proclaimed experts on health - diet and exercise and try to push their beliefs on you. All you wanted was a friend and place to work out a little. Sheeze.:rolleyes::p

You wish that you can snap your fingers and all your housework would be done.

Doesn't it seem that there are an Army of Monkey Wrenches out there just waiting to fling themselves into everyone's future? :o

So true Wiix. But, I don't like to sit and worry about it. I'd be a wreck.

So . . . On with making up all sorts of fun scenarios.

You wish that you can snap your fingers and all your housework would be done.

And wow it is! But now you live in a little tiny Genie Bottle! Whoops!

So you wish to be normal human sized again....

LMAO Bird. What is normal human size? Am I a super-sized alien? LOL

You become this normal human size but then realize that life is just not any better on that side of the septic tank.

Forgot to put my wish for . . .

You wish to go on a nice camping trip with the family but . . .

(Tkrik, if you are a genie in a bottle, you are kind of little!!!!LOL)

Camping trips....your little sister decides to pet the "puppies" before you can warn her that those are skunks! Whoops!!!

So you wish for a quiet evening at home instead...........

your teenaged children bring all their friends over to watch a movie. You may be able to deal with that but they like the lights out and the movie LOUD! The walls start vibrating as do the windows and then you hear a big crash. The window broke and the TV vibrated right off the stand. The teens are all howling as it is so funny to them but you, you, YOU! . . .:D

You wish that you had your own personal chef.

Oh how wonderful! I finally got the most recommended chef in the county. Only on day one he rearranged my kitchen so I couldn't find my dark chocolates. Day two he put a scale in my kitchen and announced that he would be putting us on a strict diet. Day three we were served something that looked like seaweed....

So you wish for a nice fattening McD's milkshake!.....

It's hot out, you're hot and you REALLY want that milkshake so you slurp, suck and spoon it down as fast as you can but then you lose it in the parking lot. http://neurotalk.psychcentral.com/im...onsb/crazy.gif

You haven't slept more than 2 hours a night for a year. You WISH for ONE night of a solid 12 hours of sleep BUT.........................