Empathy Man, oh, Empathy Man?

what fun we have in store for YOU today!

aren't you special?

and ever so deserving of our loving attentions, yes?

on our agenda today... TOE clamps...

shall we experiment with some old-fashioned wooden clothespins?



you can experience, in living color, and real-time, the exquisite enjoyment we experience on a semi-daily basis!

oh, wait, I've changed my mind... those clothespins aren't gonna CUT it!

allow me to apply these visegrips to your feet...

hold STILL, darn it!

we've only just BEGUN...

now, let's DOUBLE your pleasure, eh?

Let's not forget the ice pick. . . . can't deprive EM of the lovely feeling of being stabbed in the upper back.

Oh, and I saw a beautiful shock collar at Petsmart. Let's make EM a choker and give him the ever so popular ZAP when he is least expecting it.

Well, EM, it looks like you're all decked out for your day's fun. Let's get your shoes on and get you going.

*filling oversized boots with Quickcrete*

Good, in ya' go! There.


Now, you have several errands to run today, nothing too complicated. I brought your car around, it's a stick. You do know how to drive a stick, right? Yes, yes, I know that your feet feel heavy, you'll be okay, trust me, you look great!

Time to get going now. Here's your list:

1) Pick up drycleaning
2) Post office for stamps
3) Grocery store for milk, bread, eggs, etc.
4) Volunteer reading to kids at the library
5) Lunch with the girlfriends across town
6) Hit the mall for new duds for 3 kids
7) Get 3 kids and 4 friends from school and deliver them to practice
8) Have a nice dinner ready by 6:00

Okay, you'll need a good breakfast, and off you go!

*shoving forward a bowl of Valium Crunchies, with Librium bits*

Here's some milk of magnesia to pour over that.

Out of respect for Moose and the other Men on this forum, lets make EM an EP (empathy person and better yet an EN (empathy Neuro)..You know the Neuro who says, "it's all in your head and 'there is no pain with MS"...etc..

We can't have the guys having sympathy for the EM and we want them to join in the fun of having the EP/EN endure as much discomfort and pain, as we all do. Moose is always coming to the poor guy's rescue..

Carry on...with vigor..

Empathy Neuro??

She's a Doctor and knows way more than I do about the way I feel.

She sees me twice a year and I wait for an hour to hear her say; you look wonderful!!

Arrrrgh!

Well, my little bleeding heart, I'm against it! I'm not a politician, so "PC" means only a mediocre computer to me. EM was plucked out of the general, "healthy" population and given this honorable duty and he has held up remarkably well through it all! He is a super hero and deserves our reverence. Besides, I enjoy seeing him shirtless from time to time.

Ok, Ok, Nappy, but we'll have to put up with the pity parties, for EM, from Moose..LOL.

I always pictured EM as my unsypathetic Male Neuro, anyway....I liked my old female Neuro..she was great.

Empathy MAN is a man, not female. He has been chosen. I am not sexist - like my male nreuro and female PCP.

I concur.

Ladies, ladies... Just let this fat cripple have his fun with feeble rescue attempts. (Did I spell 'feeble' right)?

Just look at it as a TV commercial you don't like.

Or... something...

... and as far as your punishments... PPFFTT!

Physical pain can heal. Bruises fade. Scars are forgotten.

How about some emotional trauma? Real pain.

bwahaHAHAHA!