Get up off the Dreadmill and get on the Exercise bike!

Opps! Forgot! Don't have one! Here get on this bike. Helmet? Nah! You will be ok!

Trouble with balance...Here I will hold the bike ....pick up your weak leg....get going...............I will push you a bit...that's it...you almost got it.....

almost.......CRASH!!!!!


(well...he almost had it!!!)

Awwwwwww, poor EM...Muahahahahahaha!!!

put him on a scooter or wheelchair and send him around my town that is so handicapped unfriendly.

What can't get in city hall to complain?? sorry

What have to go around the block before you find a curb that your chair won't hook up on?

People park their cars across the sidewalk, poor babies have no where else to park. Be careful, I know how it feels to tip over trying to get around that car, no fun.

Tired already, and you haven't been to the grocery store yet.

*scraping Empathy Man off of MI sidewalk*

C'mere, up ya' go. That's it.

*glaring at EM for his whining*

You look fine! Now stand up like a man! You can't be tired yet, it's the middle of the day, fer cryin' out loud.

You need to get groceries and pick up the dry cleaning before it's time for the kids to get off the bus! Move it!

Waahhh? You're hungry? Fine.

*gives EM a plate*

Here. Today your lunch is three Unisom, a nice big bowl of Immdium so you'll be going days without going, and this lovely T-bone steak. Uh, uh, uh, you can't use conventional silverware with this next shot of Novacaine in those fingers.

Time's up! *snatching plate away*

Now get your sorry butt back on that scooter and find a way to get those groceries from it, and get them all back and put away in their proper places. Move it!

NO! no nap, you haven't the time!

Geeesh!!!! Didn't know I felt so bad 'til I read about EM!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Hey EM -- don't ya just love it when your friends ask if you're feeling better?? Like that's really gonna happen! Anyway, you look so good and it's all in your head, but that's no excuse so get busy, time's a wastin'. Oops, out of Depends. YIKES!

Surely EM is going to feel better! All he needs to do is "keep a positive outlook". RIGHT?

Oh, and EM, you have 4 appointments tomorrow morning. You'd best hope that neither of your physicians is running behind or you'll have to reschedule for 4 months from now.

*tying short bungie cords to EM's ankles & knees*

Oh, quit your whining. You look so good.

*hooking bungie cords to his wrists*

It does NOT hurt, it's all in your head!

*connecting series of bungie cords to idling semi engine*

For the next several hours, Empathy Man, you will have tremors. Your assignment is to sew the buttons back onto your shirt (that were lost in central lower MI), fill out important medical documents on which you must PRINT LEGIBLY, write several checks for bills, and did I mention you get a splitting headache for free?

What kind of cheese shall we serve with that whhhhiiiiiiiinnnne!

I think he's all done in from that horrendous plane trip Cheryl sent him on.

LOL Sally! And to think, I had to do that twice last week! And the one on Tuesday was the easy one!

Next time we go, we get to draw blood! But sshh don't tell Taffy, she'll faint.