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(They duct taped your willy!!!??? DEAR GOD, man! We have more in common than I thought).
yeah, I feel really bad about that one...

honestly, I'm not like that at all... I'm a real pacifist, and a kind person... I don't know what came over me................



on the other hand, it's a sick kinda fun to apply duct tape to delicate areas of Mr. Empathy Man (like a Voodoo Doll...) while recalling the burning of parasthesias, and the pain of bladder infections...

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yeah, I feel really bad about that one...

honestly, I'm not like that at all... I'm a real pacifist, and a kind person... I don't know what came over me................



on the other hand, it's a sick kinda fun to apply duct tape to delicate areas of Mr. Empathy Man (like a Voodoo Doll...) while recalling the burning of parasthesias, and the pain of bladder infections...

Actually it was Taffy who suggested that we tape his Wee Willy Winkee down. . . . .that was last year sometime - so it's way past time to do it again!

The duct tape is a good tool - the adhesive is strong enough to withstand moisture...and when you RIP it off it takes all hair that happened to be in that area with it - so he will get the double benefit of pain plus itching that will come later!!!
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Me? Would I have duct tape poor old Mr. EM's little dinky down?
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Me? Would I have duct tape poor old Mr. EM's little dinky down?

Why yes, Taffy, it was you who suggested it! See below:


Let's see. He is a man.....Got any duct tape left? Good!

Let's tape down his Thingy and he can have ED!



It was an excellent idea!! Wherever did you come up with it? You wouldn't have done this to anyone else in a previous life would you??

I'm waiting for the guys to come up with Empathy Gal. . . that should be a very interesting thread!!
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The duct tape is a good tool - the adhesive is strong enough to withstand moisture...and when you RIP it off it takes all hair that happened to be in that area with it - so he will get the double benefit of pain plus itching that will come later!!!

Sounds like bikini waxing , something Non-MS women do. Women are odd ducks aren't they sometimes? EM should look so good in his Speedo this summer!!!!!
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Sounds like bikini waxing , something Non-MS women do. Women are odd ducks aren't they sometimes? EM should look so good in his Speedo this summer!!!!!
EEWWWWW! A hairless man in a Speedo (that does not fit well due to the duct tape incident ). Sure is slim pickins here in MSville. All we need is a man with bermuda shorts, black socks and sandals!!
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Don't be surprised if all the duct tape in your house is now found in the garbage, Janie!
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*The 'whupwhupwhup' sound of helicopter blades can be heard. What looks like fireworks erupt around EM, effectively scattering the hateful witches torturing him. In the confusion, MooseMan drops in just next to EM riding a litter for extracting people in just such situations.*

"BACK UP, @#$%'s! There's only so much a cat can handle of this silliness. Go play S&M with your boyfriends".

*MooseMan swings his patented BrainPainCane toward the banshees as they try to regroup. Shoving EM into the litter, he sheilds him from the barrage of rocks being chunked their way. Giving the chopper a quick thumbs up, the two are safley whisked away.*

" ... and to all, a good night"!

*Three 'Naughty Nurses' attend to EM's wounds in the helicopter as MooseMan looks on in disbelief.*

"Dear God, man... MORE Duct tape"??!!
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