Yeah... my dh was complaining that I was shrinking his jeans because they were too tight. Not that possibly he was getting to fat for them. He kept trying on new pants at the store, that *surprise, surprise* also were too tight.

Not that he was too fat, but that they make them too small these days, you see.

so I says, "Step on the scale and see for yourself if you gained weight." Finally (two years later) he did. Next thing ya know, my scale went missing.

Sad too, because that ugly old thing was very kind to me. Said I weighed 3 lbs less than the new one says.



Guess we get weak and fat lol.