Yeah, let us all know if you find yourself in a crate destined for Brazil!

Quix

You are BRILLIANT!!!

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!

You ought to make a career as a satirist. You could write for any of the late-night talk shows.

The list of mimics had me rolling on the floor!!! Recurrent Ninja Attacks--Machine Shop Malfunction-- laughed my head off!

P (from floor): Oops, there went another appendage!

Dr: Well, your head is not technically an appendage.

Nancy T. (who just learned the word "leprosarium" from a manuscript I'm editing)

Isn't there a medical journal or other publication aimed at doctors out there who would be brave enough to publish your piece?

I taught Emotionally Disturbed teenagers , do attacks from wanabee Ninjas count? I had a collection once of Ninja Stars. and had a pair of numchucks.
(I had a polar bear (rubber) head too - the things we get!!!)

You have great wit Q.

From those of us who have been there over and over - thanks for the laugh.

I was one of the lucky ones and didn't have to go through Limboland. I was DX in 1975 with a Mileogram and a process of elimination, by a top notch Neuro/Neurosurgeon.

I stopped seeing a Neuro, after the DMDs failed me, I progressed to SPMS, went on LDN, which Neuro, of course , wouldn't prescribe and finally realized that, I was wasting my time and money. My PCP takes very good care of me. He gives me my Prozac.

Quix, you are a gem. If I could, I'd be rolling on the floor, laughing at your scenerio... Please don't stop..

Absolutely, that could be added to ADS Mimics. Hmm....Would the teenagers "have" to be disturbed? Come to think of it, according to Bill Cosby, "disturbed teenagers" is redundant.

Who was it that said, "Raising teenagers is like trying to nail JELLO to a tree?"

Yours in limb loss, Quix

This article should be sent to every neuro journal. I would love to see this published. Very good.

OK, I didn't mean literally possible..Though I do lose track of the occasional appendage, I usually find that they're still attached..

I'm sorry for implying that you had taken this literally. I was just trying to be droll and playful. I often find that my head is difficult to find.

Q