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07-06-2008, 11:54 AM
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Are you 50 yet? After you turn 50, you don't have to do ANYTHING that you don't wanna, until and unless you wanna.
That is a rule I discovered when I turned 50. It applies, by natural law, to everyone over 50. If you are not yet 50, the rule can also apply to you by my special legal dispensation. I hereby grant that dispensation in perpetuity to anyone reading this message who places a proper request for it. The request consists of saying to yourself three times, "I don't wanna!" There. Now, no one here has to do anything they don't wanna! If anyone in your life doesn't like my law, tell them to sue me. This natural law (for those over 50) and Nancy's special dispensation (for those under 50) are based on principles of personal and public health. Health is increased by not doing anything you don't wanna. Nancy T. |
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