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02-11-2009, 08:32 AM
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I hate what they do to my stomach - here I am suppose to be getting ready to travel for the weekend and I can't poop! I need to fit into a black dress and not have my stomach poking out which it is - I have hard rock abs but it isn't muscle!
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02-11-2009, 08:58 AM
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they say misery loves company. So for the sake of friendship I think i will join you on the roids. LOL kidding, it's more for the waking up with a knife in my back and not being able to breathe combined with the ON that is getting worse bvy the day. Something tells me I will be back on the roid wagon before the week is out.
You can do it. kick that little black dress' butt! I have faith in you.
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02-11-2009, 09:04 AM
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 Char One word for you: SPANX
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| "Thanks for this!" says: | yeahbut (02-11-2009) |
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02-11-2009, 02:12 PM
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What the heck is spanx?
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02-11-2009, 02:38 PM
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Dx: CNS Demyelinating Disease (2005) Take me back to days full of monkeyshines Bouncin' on a bubble full of trouble in the summer sun Keep your raft from the riverboat Fiction over fact always has my vote And wrinkles only go where the smiles have been... Jimmy Buffett from "Barefoot Children in the Rain" . |
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02-11-2009, 09:09 AM
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Oh, this sounds like a job for Cheerios and that nasty mall-style Chinese food. Honey, you need MSG.
 Sorry you're all jammed up, Lambchop, but I'm over here in the other camp loving the roids. I'll probably pay dearly all next week but after only day one, I feel like someone stuck a rocket in my pants. Hey! Maybe that's what you need! 
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| "Thanks for this!" says: | yeahbut (02-11-2009) |
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02-11-2009, 09:34 AM
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I McD's yesterday - thinking I can never make it home before it hits - nope didn't work. I might have to have Chinese today! I ate a bowl of blueberries this morning - salad for dinner last night - lots of coffee!
I got the spanx packed already Kell!
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02-11-2009, 09:35 AM
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Go to the drug store and buy magnesium citrate. My FIL said that stuff is liquid dynamite. It works really quickly - within an hour or so. There is also Miralax, but that can take 1 - 3 days.
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02-11-2009, 09:40 AM
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When all else fails, use a gycerin suppository. I had to do that after surgery once, since the hosp's Milk of Magnesia didn't work. They gave me one of those lil things and w/in 15 mins~ no problemo!!
Don't ya just love Spanx though??? I have a bad picture in my mind now of AMN w/a rocket in her pants and I feel tainted now. (shudder)
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02-11-2009, 09:48 AM
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The glycerin suppository would probably be more gentle than the magnesium citrate. I would try that first, but I forgot about those things. Good suggestion DM.
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