Wait! I have a funny for you Mark.

I live in an elderly complex - cept I'm not elderly - and all the ladies love to have the fireman hunks come out to the apartment complex.

So, one Sat morn - a very boring Sat morn - a resident with limited mental capabilities was asked by ladies to microwave them some popcorn - well, he tried. It burnt and set off the fire alarms.

So, this poor little guy is standing there as the old bitties are castrating him for his stupidity....so, I ran over and gave it my best cheerleading "Hip Hip Horray for Jerry!"

The ladies froze in stunned horror.

So, I smiled ever so sweetly and said, "What? You don't realize what Jerry has just done for us?"

They remained bewildered.

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna get the coffee and sweetrolls heating for our darling fireman hunks!!!"

OHHH, NOW they got it! And, all started to laugh, giggle and I guess the word would be SWOON!!

Then, came the sirens! LOL