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Old 03-28-2007, 12:45 AM #1
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Thumbs up How Great Is Texas??!!!


Here is a list of actual places to travel in Texas.

Need to be cheered up?

Happy, Texas 79042
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556


Why travel to other cities?
Texas has them all!


Detroit , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texas 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Don't bother buying a plane ticket!


Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian , Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse , Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth , Texas 79031

And a city named after our State! Texas City , Texas 77590

Exhausted?

Energy , Texas 76452

Cold?

Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?

Santa Anna, Texas

Goliad, Texas

Alamo, Texas


Need Office Supplies?

Staples , Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, woman are from
Venus , Texas 76084

You guessed it..it's on the state line..

Texline , Texas 79087

For the kids..

Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas , to make you smile..... :

Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least.

The Anti-Al Gore City


Kilgore , Texas 75662

Have a Good Day!

P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe
Cut n shoot,
Hoop And Holler,
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell , Texas

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Old 03-28-2007, 07:04 AM #2
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Fun post Darlene but you left out the Dixie Chicks!
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That was really cute!


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That was fun to read.
Reminds me of someone's signature I've seen somewhere that says Normal is a city in Illinois... or something similar.
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Wow. When "they" were naming TX towns, were they... uh... well, sober??
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hehehe...of course not.

you should see the names of the towns that didn't make the list.

oh...i ain't tellin' the name of the texas town i live in.
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