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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?
Billy the Squid.
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My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube.
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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?
You should bill Gates.
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What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?
His and Hearse.
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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?
An Apple turnover.
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