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Old 05-14-2015, 04:46 AM #1
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Two cows were out in a field eating grass.

One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!"

"Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"

Sorry, Dave.
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Very amoosing.

Where does a cow go on a Saturday night?

- to the Mooovies.
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What's a cow's favorite play?

A moo-sical
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Love Cow Jokes

What are a cow's favourite songs?

Blue Mooooo-n!
Mooooo-n River!

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Love Cow Jokes

What are a cow's favourite songs?

Blue Mooooo-n!
Mooooo-n River!

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Moo-ving on Up! (The Jefferson's theme song)
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What did the cow say to the farmer?

Moo-ve over.
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The pious cowboy lost his Bible while out on the range.
Several weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in her mouth.
The cowboy was astonished, and beside himself with joy.
He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his arms and called out Heavenward, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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