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The missing sugar bowl:

A mother is invited by her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives
with a female roommate, Tina. During the course of the meal,
his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's
roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading
his mom 's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, " I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Tina came to Anthony saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I
doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying
that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not
saying that you "did not" take it, but the fact remains that it
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love,
Anthony.

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
mama which read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep
with Tina, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mama.

Moral: Never lie to your mama!"