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Old 10-01-2006, 01:37 PM #1
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Talking humorous wisdom -one liners...

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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Even if you are on the right track,
You'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.
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There will always be death and taxes;
However, death doesn't get worse every year.
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But fat cells live forever.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes it comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty,
It also begins to show.
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I smile because I am your friend!
I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
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Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak and the wrong. Sometime in your life you will have been all of these.
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:23 PM #2
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Life not only begins at forty,
It also begins to show.
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Aint that the truth...Sue
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Diapers and polititian should be changed often and for the same reason.
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These are precious.

Thanks CTL, I needed a good laugh tonite!
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just catching up here and I really chortled at this lot
thanks CTL
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