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Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow. Chuck Norris's dog picks up its own crap because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anybody! Chuck Norris doesn't THROW UP after a long night of partying...He THROWS DOWN!!! When Chuck Norris does Push up's he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down! Chuck Norris invented the phrase" put a foot in your mouth" When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised!
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