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A blonde is so tired of the jokes and decided to change her hair color, to
brunette.to show everyone how smart she is she takes her car out for a ride and pulls over near a farm of sheep and ask the sheep hand by the fence a question. she ask if she can guess how many sheep there are could she have one, the hand says sure, figuring yeah right who can guess that correctly the blonde say 657, and to his amazment 657 is correct. So he tells her to go get her sheep, and she runs in the field comes out with her sheep, where upon the sheephand ask, hey if i can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back
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First time on this thread.
My brother has blonde hair. He's thinner than me and better looking and has a HOT wife. I hate him. However! I do have less hair on my back than him. I guess that counts for something....
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One of these is different from the others, which one is it?
Santa Claus, a smart blonde and an honest politician Answer: Santa Claus because some people believe he exists |
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lol switch
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I'mm back...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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