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Old 02-06-2008, 08:38 AM #1
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Default Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"



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I love those, and you are right....I do not want to hear any of the above!!!!

Thank you for sharing the laugh.

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How about:
11) Oops.
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Advice...this was really too funny!!! Thanks!
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Now where did I leave that?
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