An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said , "Things are great and I've never felt better."
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if

it were his favorite hunting rifle and went "bang, bang."


"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else

pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."


The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

a 70 yr old and 80 yr old and 90 yr old are all sitting about talking about how reg they are
first the 70 yr old says at 7 am i get up ten minutes later i urinate


80 yr old wakes at 7 am also and ten minutes later always has a BM

the 90 yr old laughs at them both says at 7 am I urinate at 730 i have a
BM and at 8 am I wake up