at last! housework I can do with a smile

Somebody sprinkle a little fairy dust and swing it over my house a few times while I "clean house". Good thing Mr. Jo didn't catch that little mouse cause I need it to finish cleaning.

My grandson, his wife and MIL are coming to see us this week and the house is a mess! Old Jo's sick with a bad case of bronchitus (??) and don't feel like doing a thing to clean house. Thank you Ma, I will forever be greatful!

They live in San Diego. Little sweet pretty wife does speak English, but with heavy accent. Grandmother in law does not speak much English at all. almost 0 amount.

How the heck am I gonna handle this? I have talked briefly to her on the phone, and I do mean brief. One thing we have in common, if we no understand we both laugh, in fact we laugh a lot cause thats about all the 2 of us understand.

Ma, find me a quick way to learn to speak their language, please please? I'm begging here Jo