A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee, then.'

Very good!!!!

You are very bad Steve!! Out to the woodshed w/ya!!

(where can I get one of those knobs?)

Yeah, I need one of those knobs, too! I've got some serious turnin' to do!!!

Yeah, I know I'm very bad. But it keeps y'all on your toes!

Who was the actress that said, "When I'm bad, I'm even better"? Was it Mae West? Or someone later than her? I can't recall exactly but I always enjoyed the quote.

DM, I don't know where to buy a 'knob'. Have you checked Home Depot?