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FOOTBALL AND THE BLOND......
Out of all the blond jokes, this one has to be the best! Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents! Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooooooooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!
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hahah thank you for this! my whole house is watching the pats/colts game so this was a welcomed joke during a commercial
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LOL!! I hadn't heard that one yet.....too funny!
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