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Old 11-09-2008, 03:11 PM #1
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Trig Darn...my private part died...


An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little
crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! Love it!!!!
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Oh, my gosh I can't belive I did this on the sabbath....
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Oh, my gosh I can't belive I did this on the sabbath....
That's even funnier!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOLOL!! She's back...she's really back!
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lol good one Tammi lol
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LOLOL!! She's back...she's really back!
just what I was thinkin'


GLAD TO SEE YOU TAMILOO!!
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LOL!!

Didn't know it was a joke until I clicked on the thread!! I was going to offer my sympathy and say I knew exactly how you felt!!
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ROFL! I'm not even gonna say what went through my head when I saw the subject!

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