now that I am old -

I find these jokes to be more humourous?

Not that this applies to any of you

but Old" IS WHEN.......

Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

A sexy woman catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.