[oldsteve]

A man boarded an airplane in Seattle, Washington with a box of frozen
crabs.

The blonde female crew member from Priest Lake took the box and promised
to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about
what would happen if she let them thaw out.

She became very annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in Florida, she announced over the intercom to
the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs
in Seattle, please raise your hand?

Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.

Two lessons here:

1. Men never learn.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.