[Earl]

Watch for them to open one near you. a new super center is opening up all over the country. it's for women to shop for husbands, called "Man-Mart"

The store has rules for shopping. It is 6 stories tall. once you pass one floor you must proceed to the next only going down to exit once you have purchased your man. there is no changing your mind.

First Floor- The sign reads "These men have job's"


Second Floor- the sign reads "These men have jobs and are good looking


Third floor- The sign reads "these men have jobs, are good looking, and like children


Fourth floor- The sign reads "These men have jobs, are good looking, like children and shower their women with affection and love"


Fifth floor- the sign reads "These men have jobs, are good looking, like children, shower their women with affection and love and help with housework"

Sixth floor- the sign reads "you are the 210,000th person to visit this floor, there is nothing for sale on this floor, it is mearly here to show that women are impossible to please"

[Kitty]

Is there a floor with men who have a job and are out of town alot? I don't require much attention anymore!!

Direct deposit is a must.

[SandyC]

Oh dear Lord. I'd go in just to kick something.

[befuddled2]

Love it all.

Barbara

[lor]

Kitty, A floor with men who have jobs & go out of town allot, is one floor I'd advise staying off of. If looking for a husband, look for one who can look at you and that you can look at.



Earl, Some women prefer one floor & some prefer another. A man should know what 'his woman' wants. Or don't men know how to please ?


Hey! I'm listening to Mick Jagger singing "You can't always get what you want" ("but if you try sometimes, you get what you need"). They should play that song over the loud speakers at the store.