Watch for them to open one near you. a new super center is opening up all over the country. it's for women to shop for husbands, called "Man-Mart"

The store has rules for shopping. It is 6 stories tall. once you pass one floor you must proceed to the next only going down to exit once you have purchased your man. there is no changing your mind.

First Floor- The sign reads "These men have job's"


Second Floor- the sign reads "These men have jobs and are good looking


Third floor- The sign reads "these men have jobs, are good looking, and like children


Fourth floor- The sign reads "These men have jobs, are good looking, like children and shower their women with affection and love"


Fifth floor- the sign reads "These men have jobs, are good looking, like children, shower their women with affection and love and help with housework"

Sixth floor- the sign reads "you are the 210,000th person to visit this floor, there is nothing for sale on this floor, it is mearly here to show that women are impossible to please"