Look just get the nude calendar set up for sale I am saving my nickles starting now

maybe we could call it 'movin on up'

We got those naked old ladies on those comercials time we let the men out of their cages. lol

Perhaps a synchronized cane dance? With top hats and tap shoes. Are walkers allowed?
Walking equipment should not preclude
anyone who is in the mood
to dance in the nude.

paula

You guys just crack me up!! Between you all and the Zimmers I've been chuckling for hours. But it could happen to you too....... how about it Steph .......
love to you all
Lindy

Well I take it no one has contacts with Norton or Letterman, what a pity.
I fancied a good old sing song, would have been a wonderful distraction!

I hope you can sleep girl!!! Look what you`ve made us all do.....you`ve released the BEST IN US!!!

YEP...I`m up for it.....but if you reckon I have any chance of concentrating whilst these men are jiggling about you have got it wrong kiddo.
I want to be up there ...in the thick of it....placing the castanets and gongs...GONGS.....ok? who`s bragging..the guy who wants the gong....
in strategic places.Oh boy..would we have a laugh.

What a different meaning now to
Twanging your G string and Banging your TOM TOMS!

Have already commissioned Todd for Mr January.See my stressbusters thread.
Poor guy hasn`t a clue what I`m talking about.
I feel positively wicked and should shut up before I get thrown off this forum.

If THIS isn`t a stressbuster I don`t know what is

And the song?
How about..."I`ve got a luverly bunch of cocoNUTS,...see them all standing in a row
Big ones,small ones...some as big as your head..."
Oh God I am crying with laughter.

SIGN UP HERE MEN....YOUR CLAIM TO FAME HAS BEGUN

XXX

Ha Ha Ha, you guys are too much!!!!

Whoa, there girl. Calm down Steffi it's just nude men.

Is this going to be a music cd or a comedy club act??

I guess since I've put on all this weight and have a beard, I'll have to sign up for Mr. December.

GregD

You guys are hilarious!!!

We should all get together and have a party!! LOL

Give us a date, Steff.....(Um, you did say for us to all
come to your place......right?)

Mary

You look fine to me Greg...but if you want you can just stand there and
"Give your maraccas a good old shake" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tiger.

or should it be spelt...marraca`s...oh what the heck....those round thingies.

Mary...any time ,any place, anywhere. Just lets all get together and have a HUGE HUGE LAUGH,

Steff
xxx

I would not be inclined to dance nude near anyone with cymbals!!
And it should be a co-ed calender. Men only would unecessarily limit the audience!!
I won't ask about "fluffers"!!...LOL ( and no one else should either!!)

Chas

Cymbals hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Got a pair myself now hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha