The national method, "Excuse me please i need to get off the bus" or the new york method " hey moron get the *(&^ out of my way!?

I have never said that to a human being in my life.

What I have done (when there were 50 teenagers on the bus and 10 of them jumped off the front (after paying their fare), and then coming on to the back because there was no room for them up front.

And then I HAD TO GET OFF.

So what did Melody do?

Melody shouted "Okay, boys and girls, we are going to play a game., Because you like JUMPING, I want everybody who is in front of the BACK door to JUMP OUT THE BACK DOOR SO PEOPLE CAN GET OFF,.

Do you all think you can jump off?

EVERYBODY JUMPED OFF LAUGHING AND GIGGLING.

Now that would NOT work with 70 year olds.

But with kids,.

EVERY TIME!!!

lol